November 2011
“Whenever life sucks, remember that you’re going to die someday.”
My brother is such a troll..
Brother: Brah', I have to ask you something..
Me: What is it, is it important?
Brother: It's a life or death situation, I just don't know what to do.
Me: Who's this nigga, where he live, you want me to slice him?
Brother: Nah man, it's far worse than someone trying to beat me up..
Me: Dude, you can tell me, I'm here for you.
Brother: But I'm afraid if I tell you, you'll never look at me the same..
Me: You're not gay are yo-
Brother: Shut the fuck up, I get more girls than you.. and no it's not that.
Me: Well what is it?!
Brother: I.. am diagnosed with Sexiness.
Me: Get the fuck out of my room.
